Dear JadeEdge:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you pull your clothes off the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break the incarnation as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your freaky family,
-Chris-
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